Thursday, October 25, 2007

No More Corn

The next three weeks, I'll be eating a corn-less diet. Hopefully when the vampires (err, doctors) get all their tests done, I'll be able to eat corn again. Why, you ask, is this so annoying? Corn is in everything. I'm not even employing hyperbole. Corn is in the meat you buy at the grocery store, your powdered sugar, you vitamin-C pills, your soda, your bread, your margarine, your baking soda, your cookies, crackers, and pancake syrup.

List of things I can eat (to be updated for the next three weeks):
Kashi cereal

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